1. Use baby wipes every time.
2. Drink at least 5 bottles of water a day
3. Incorporate grapefruit, pineapples, mangos, watermelon, berries, & yogurt into your diet.
4. Exfoliate before you shave.
5. Use tea tree oil to moisturize the areas that you shave.
6. Use the tea tree oil daily.
7. Take your vitamins.
8. Invest in a soap that’s just for your vagina.
My tongue thanks her in advance.
These will never not be funny
"Fast and CURIOUS”
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
THERE CAN ONLY BE O N E
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
deep thoughts from an anus
i like it deep
my chopsticks know i’m white
when ur eating dinner at your friends house
and their parents start arguing
and you want to ask for the salt
but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce
Observe my superior child watching skills.
THOSE NOISES ARE NOT HUMAN
You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.